Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies
and then LOTR right after
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
Russell Brand Messiah Complex
This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.
comedians generally are.
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD