Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD
clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud
this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me
women are not powerful? oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it
This scares me because it’s true
The cards speak the truth.
King of Assgard and Jotenheiny